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2/07/2020 6:49 am  #1


Joel Pereira

Up there with Kurskis as the worst goalkeeper I’ve ever seen in a Hearts top. I’m genuinely struggling to think of a single meaningful save that he’s made for us.

Zlamal is clearly the best of a very bad bunch and needs to be our keeper for the remainder of the season.

 

2/07/2020 12:49 pm  #2


Re: Joel Pereira

It should be a war crime to be as bad as he is. There are literally amputees who would do a more competent job in nets. I hate him.


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2/08/2020 3:55 am  #3


Re: Joel Pereira

Good with his feet. There - there's something good about him. But the sweeper role and distribution are extras in a keeper's repertoire. He isn't good enough.
Bobby is likely to give away at least one goal a game but with Pereira currently on 3 that means Bobby's worth another chance.

Maybe Pereira's got some weird idea that he wants a return to ManU and if he does realty badly here we'll send him back to Manchester early and it somehow won't count against him there?

 

2/08/2020 4:48 am  #4


Re: Joel Pereira

The bad news is Stendel wants him in goal. What are the others doing wrong in  training? FFS even Arthur COLIN Doyle is better is better. Maybe get Sherlock In to find out what is happening during training.


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2/10/2020 7:08 am  #5


Re: Joel Pereira

It's fair to say that as a sweeper keeper (which we need for our tactics), he's not too bad at the sweeper bit but is horrendous at the keeper bit.

 

2/12/2020 10:19 pm  #6


Re: Joel Pereira

The only hope we have of staying up is if he gets Nancy Kerrigan'd.


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2/13/2020 3:36 am  #7


Re: Joel Pereira

IJ wrote:

The only hope we have of staying up is if he gets Nancy Kerrigan'd.

I’ll supply the hammer.
This clown is taking us down. That’s an absolute fact.

Ok, we were on a hiding to nothing last night but we’re holding our own until the prick chucked one in. He’s cost us points against St Johnstone and Kilmarnock.

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2/13/2020 8:51 am  #8


Re: Joel Pereira

Rumours suggest that he's contracted to play by Man U. They pay his wages while he plays, we pay if he doesn't. Don't know if this is right or wrong but no matter, we should be cancelling his loan spell and sending him back. He obviously thinks he's good enough for Man U, so lets see if they think so too.


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2/13/2020 1:44 pm  #9


Re: Joel Pereira

I heard that too. Doesn't make it true of course - could just have heard the same false rumour - but if it is true then does it not just take the club doctor to look at him, say he's not looking well, and sign him off for a bit. Get him to self-isolate for a couple of weeks.

 

2/13/2020 2:42 pm  #10


Re: Joel Pereira

Jambojim52 wrote:

Rumours suggest that he's contracted to play by Man U. They pay his wages while he plays, we pay if he doesn't. Don't know if this is right or wrong but no matter, we should be cancelling his loan spell and sending him back. He obviously thinks he's good enough for Man U, so lets see if they think so too.

Personally, if that’s the case I’d be phoning Man Utd and telling them “This boy is utter pony, Ram the deal up your arse”.

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