Good with his feet. There - there's something good about him. But the sweeper role and distribution are extras in a keeper's repertoire. He isn't good enough.
Bobby is likely to give away at least one goal a game but with Pereira currently on 3 that means Bobby's worth another chance.

Maybe Pereira's got some weird idea that he wants a return to ManU and if he does realty badly here we'll send him back to Manchester early and it somehow won't count against him there?

It's fair to say that as a sweeper keeper (which we need for our tactics), he's not too bad at the sweeper bit but is horrendous at the keeper bit.

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The only hope we have of staying up is if he gets Nancy Kerrigan'd.

I’ll supply the hammer.
This clown is taking us down. That’s an absolute fact.

Ok, we were on a hiding to nothing last night but we’re holding our own until the prick chucked one in. He’s cost us points against St Johnstone and Kilmarnock.

I heard that too. Doesn't make it true of course - could just have heard the same false rumour - but if it is true then does it not just take the club doctor to look at him, say he's not looking well, and sign him off for a bit. Get him to self-isolate for a couple of weeks.