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I keep shouting out Broccoli and Cauliflower... I think I might have florets.
All I can say is thank feck I avoid the town in August.
Bring back Roy Chubby Brown
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Not one solitary smirk from any of the 10 "jokes". Load of shite.
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Not sure if it's in the "official" top 10, but I found a list of "50 of the best" and liked these ones:
A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course, that’s 20 cows’. (Jake Lambert - never heard of him)
A new eco-opera, Rainforest Ocean Blue, is a disaster. The tenor in particular is dreadful. An aria – The Sighs of Whales – is being destroyed every night… (Simon Evans - like him)
I suppose lesbian sex is a bit like cricket, in that it goes on forever and there’s a lot of men watching it at home, alone, on the internet. (Catherine Bohart - never heard of her, but thought it would appeal to some of the Jnet audience!)
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Easy to think the Tourettes mob have been too po-faced in complaining about it..... But it's got attention and a few will have learned a bit about Tourettes so no sae daft eh?
That's if they did it deliberately to get that effect.
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I didn't even think it was that good a joke, tbh.
The cowboy one - now you're talking!
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anders wrote:
Easy to think the Tourettes mob have been too po-faced in complaining about it..... But it's got attention and a few will have learned a bit about Tourettes so no sae daft eh?
That's if they did it deliberately to get that effect.
There are far too many easily offended people nowadays.
It was a pun - albeit un-funny . Nothing offensive.